I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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