All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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