For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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