Already got asked if we're dating
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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