smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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