I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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