You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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