i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The best revenge is premature balding
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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