If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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