If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
