There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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