Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize