I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Is Oprah even human
I'm too high and old for this...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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