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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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