do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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