I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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