My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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