Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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