Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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