She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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