He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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