Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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