when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I don't think brook has ever known best
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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