Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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