I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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