normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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