He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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