escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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