I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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