But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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