Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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