She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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