Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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