Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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