i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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