ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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