sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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