belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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