How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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