Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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