Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Alive.
So much puke
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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