Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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