Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I just cut my nipple shaving
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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