can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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