I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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