Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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