I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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