what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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