Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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