I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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