i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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