I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Randomize
