It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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