last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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